Here's another useless blog on the internet. I really want to do my part to clog up the inter-tubes. With this post the web is just that much fuller.
What's really awful is that I have absolutely no predetermined purpose for this blog. Some people blog about movies, other people blog about cute animals and in the process butcher the English language. That's not to say I won't be doing any butchering myself. There's no purpose to this blog. I'm just killing time at work. It's most likely that I'll only use this site a handful of times then lose track of it completely. Kind of like how I managed to lose my myspace account. Yep, I lost it. I used myspace maybe five times over the course of two years. After an undetermined amount of time without using myspace, I can't even find myself. I type in my name, a bunch of jerks show up and I'm not one of them.
People tell me I'm better off without myspace. Everyone's telling me that facebook is the way to go. I keep telling them that's stupid. It's the same thing. It's ketchup and catsup if you ask me. I once asked a girl on a date if she knew of a difference between ketchup and catsup. Turns out that's a strange question to ask someone on a date. Hey! I found a theme for my blog! Stream of consciousness blogging. I'll just write whatever stupid thought comes to mind.
That'll draw in the readers, I'm sure of it.
What's really awful is that I have absolutely no predetermined purpose for this blog. Some people blog about movies, other people blog about cute animals and in the process butcher the English language. That's not to say I won't be doing any butchering myself. There's no purpose to this blog. I'm just killing time at work. It's most likely that I'll only use this site a handful of times then lose track of it completely. Kind of like how I managed to lose my myspace account. Yep, I lost it. I used myspace maybe five times over the course of two years. After an undetermined amount of time without using myspace, I can't even find myself. I type in my name, a bunch of jerks show up and I'm not one of them.
People tell me I'm better off without myspace. Everyone's telling me that facebook is the way to go. I keep telling them that's stupid. It's the same thing. It's ketchup and catsup if you ask me. I once asked a girl on a date if she knew of a difference between ketchup and catsup. Turns out that's a strange question to ask someone on a date. Hey! I found a theme for my blog! Stream of consciousness blogging. I'll just write whatever stupid thought comes to mind.
That'll draw in the readers, I'm sure of it.
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